heroicinsouciance:

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Thanks for telling me something I already knew, tumblr.

ruffboijuliaburnsides:

hundondestiny:

thebiscuiteternal:

gothreigen:

kristina100000:

this is actually insane men are unwell

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btw, when she says “i had to sell the only thing of worth i had in my life” she’s talking about her dead mother’s violin.

Oh… oh. Don’t just toss him in the dumpster, set it on fire.

this isn’t a men thing lol this rlly is a rich thing and if you’ve ever had financially stable friends, they be the first ones to demand you pay them back for a stick of gum or the gas to drop u off on the way home from school like… rich ppl stay rich bc they hoard, more often than not, and thats why the more absurd your wealth, the less ethical we can assume you are. this is incredibly fucked up in a relationship and she’d be justified in murdering him (or forcing him to buy the violin back for as expensive as necessary… w/e) but like. this is why wealthy ppl don’t have rights.

In contrast, my parents are also fuckin rich. My dad’s the COO of some large development company it’s a whole thing. When I was 23 or something, they gave me the trust fund that they’d had for me for most of my life.

I immediately told my wife about it, and we proceeded to use it to first supplement our income, which was not great at the time, so we could pay our bills, and then live off it when we had to move and struggled to find work.

My trust fund wasn’t *big* as “rich kid trust funds” go, I’ll grant you, but we lived off it for a couple years and moved twice with it before it was gone, and frankly I don’t regret that at all, because I had access to that money and we needed it.

And despite the logic behind y'know, being honest about something like that, my parents explicitly told me they thought I shouldn’t tell my wife about it.

Rich people are a goddamn plague, and I do not know how I ended up the way I am when I was raised the way I was, but I’m glad of it every goddamn fucking day.

posted 3 years ago | Monday, Aug
posted 3 years ago | Monday, Aug
posted 3 years ago | Monday, Aug
posted 3 years ago | Monday, Aug
glass-garden:
“ goblin-gal-pal:
“ tammiwulf:
“YEEEEEEESSSSSSSS
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Only in 2020 would someone engineer a bola for someone’s face
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I’m gonna shoot this at customers who Try to walk into the store I work at without wearing a mask
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posted 3 years ago | Monday, Aug
posted 3 years ago | Monday, Aug
posted 3 years ago | Monday, Aug

fallingtowers:

fallingtowers:

bought a big black umbrella recently and now every time i use it i think about “thought the cunt was turning into a bat”

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posted 3 years ago | Saturday, Aug
posted 3 years ago | Saturday, Aug
celticpyro:
“ glumshoe:
“ fugdamatriarchy:
“ failnation:
“My captain friend sent me this photo. Saudi prince bought ticket for his 80 hawks.
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Nice
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Apparently falcon passports are a mandatory thing throughout Arabia.
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You have to appreciate the...
posted 3 years ago | Saturday, Aug
jackanthfern:
“ outofcontextarthur:
“ muffy’s lunch consists of three sandwiches and a bread roll
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SCREAMING Muffy sis…………..the carbs
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