Text

beerito:

are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?

(via unpopuler)

Text

suspend:

i hope iphone 6 is a flip phone

(via krisjenwhore)

Source: suspend
Text

wetmyplants:

beemovieruinedmylife:

wolfchurros:

jesuschristvevo:

what if people who havent seen bee movie get curious because of all the posts about it on tumblr and watch it and then the sales for bee movie go up out of nowhere and they get enough money to make bee movie 2

BEE MOVIE 2: PLAN BEE

no

the url makes this post

(via black-rain-burns-red)

Source: jesuschristvevo
Text

drdavidbrinner:

drdavidbrinner:

Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”

so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL” 

the girl did it. truly inspiring.

I should add that it was a shrimpy 5’1 Indian boy nobody had ever heard talk before who was apparently from the deep south. 

(via trust)

Source: megachikorita
Text

australiansanta:

don’t tease your hair that’s bullying

(via asian)

Source: australiansanta
Text

opalesent:

I want 0 responsibilities and a lot of lingerie

(via done)

Source: opalesent
Photo
Text

lustern:

is it just me or once you start watching a new serie all the gifsets of it are suddenly on your dash

(via black-rain-burns-red)

Source: lustern
Text

flirtytwink:

I just wanna do cute things with you like crush the patriarchy, fight for gender equality and help to destroy racism

(via officialbeyonceknowles)

Source: jonasbruhs
Text

futurewhore:

In the United States they don’t say I love you they say “you got kik?” And I think that is beautiful

(via stand)

Source: futurewhore